SCENE: The mother of the home is in tears over something only another stay-at-home mom would understand. It seems no one knows how to open the dishwasher and put in his plate.
THE MOTHER: What's the matter with you people?! You're always eating! You make dishes dirty and consume food constantly!! I am always at the grocery store!! And you wear clothes that then have to be washed and folded and dumped in a drawer where they get all wrinkly and it looks like you just rolled out of bed and put on the first thing you found on the floor!!
PRESCHOOLER D: Mom!! Mom!! It wasn't me!! It wasn't me who told on you!! It was Colin!!
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