A small list for Friday

When I envisioned my adult life, there are certain things I did not imagine. Here is a list of seven:

• There would always be rice bits in my butter tub.
• I would enjoy baking cakes. And frosting them. And eating the frosting. (Well, I probably could have suspected that one.)
• It would be my desire to wake up earlier in the morning.
• My relatives would still call me "Asil" -- get it?
• I would be a stay home mom complete with chocolate chip cookies.
• I would voluntarily exercise.
• My little cousin Joshie would grow up to look like the lead singer from Rascal Flatts.

Blessed Good Friday to you. Sunday's coming! ;)