I told my friend Sue I didn't have anything interesting to say today, but I hate to disappoint a faithful reader.
Once upon a time . . . Nope. I'm sure that's not my life.
It was a dark and stormy night . . . Well, it was cold. It sure was dark, but it hasn't been stormy in a day or two.
There once was a woman from Glenwood . . . That will lead to trouble, sure as shootin'.
Um. Let's see.
Today I got up, got dressed and drove over to see my friend Sue.